• I got a odd-job man in. He was useless. I gave him a list of things to do and he did only numbers one, three, five and seven. I had to get a even-job man to finish the job.

• A golf club walks into a bar and asks for a pint. "No can do", the bartender says.

_______"Why not?!"

_______"Because," he says, "you'll be driving later."

• During a revival meeting, the evangelist invited people in need up to the stage.

______"Brother," he said to the first respondent, "what is your need?"

______"My hearing," the man answered.

______The evangelist stuck his finger in the man's ear and prayed.

______"How your hearing now?" he asked.

______"I dont know," the man replied. "It's not till next tuesday."

More puns will be updated in the future but thats all i got for now.

~Ba Ba Black Sheep~